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So my 6yo told me about this discussion he had with a kid at school

  • Kid:

    God made you.

  • My son:

    No, he didn't.

  • Kid:

    Yes, he did! God made everyone.

  • My son:

    A scientist made me.

  • Kid:

    Scientists don't make people! God does.

  • My son:

    No, I was literally made by a scientist. He took one of my dad's sperms and injected it into one of my mom's eggs and made a little embryo. And then they stuck that embryo in my mom's uterus and that became me. I even have pictures!

  • Kid:

    ...

  • My son:

    ...

  • Kid:

    ...

  • My son:

    I was made by SCIENCE!

truerumbelle:

I’m still really surprised no one has written a Rumbelle fic about Rumple teaching Don Juan (maybe it was really Belle that did),

or one about Rumple’s trauma from being forced fed, etc by Zelena and Belle , and /or Charming recognizing it and helping him.

Or Rumbelle taking a Hot Air Balloon ride 

I keep thinking an AU of Roxanne. Rumple as Steve martin’s character, he writes letters to belle for gaston, but then he falls in love with her and gaston ends up with Kathryn

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